you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I will be naked everywhere
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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