what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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