Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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