why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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