Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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