If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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