i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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