its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So vagazzling was a success
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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