Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
soo... how was my night?
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