This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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