I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
there's paper in my vomit.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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