She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i drank out of a bidet.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I am one with the molecules
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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