Hey man sorry I got all grabby
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
