do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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