Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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