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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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