it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Randomize
