I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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