i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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