He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm too high and old for this...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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