i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have so many feelings about this burrito
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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