I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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