I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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