i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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