I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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