at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Blood and glitter go together right?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Boobs are out for the taking
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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