Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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