You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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