Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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