I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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