I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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