I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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