yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My friends, they love my intelligence
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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