You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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