Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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