i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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