i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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