just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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