But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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