Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
