Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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