I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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