I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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