It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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