i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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