why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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