don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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