dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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