even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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