you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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