I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
They took my balls.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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